Ralph, what are those creepy,
Margaret, they look like salamanders.
They got luggage with them.
They're coming out of the swamp. I think
they're moving into the neighborhood.
Officer? I'm talking to you!
The floor was dripping wet
Cause that's what a salamander likes
One of the salamander kids
He talked a lot and he slept in a pot
That smelled just like my hamster cage
In the mud in the hallway by the den
That's when we became best friends
My best friend is a salamander
When I got to know him better
He turned out to be quite sweet
You shouldn't judge a friend
By how he looks or by what he eats
When he invited me to his house
He said I simply had to try
A piece of grass, half a foot
For a bite of a roasted fly
I popped a fly right in my mouth
It was crunchy and not too bad
I made him into an old fairy man
My best friend is a salamander
When I got to know him better
He turned out to be quite sweet
You shouldn't judge a friend
By how he looks or by what he eats
Roll in the mud with me now
His father works in construction,
he digs with his two front claws.
His mother, collects bugs in the
pond when the winter ice thaws.
I had him over for dinner just
My folks, they said he was well behaved,
bees, yes and thank you, no.
Then he asked to use the bathroom.
I thought I knew the reason why
You had to jump into the tub
Cause the skin wasn't getting dry
I've never been bored again
I wish that you could meet
My green salamander friend
My best friend is a salamander
When I got to know him better
It turned out to be quite sweet
All by what he smells like, actually
