If you weren't born with it
You can buy a couple ornaments
Just be sure to read the warning, kids
'Cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it,
Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual
You can always call up a professional
They stick pins in you like a vegetable,
No one will love you if you're unattractive
Oh, Mrs. Potato Head, tell me
Is it true that pain is beauty?
Does a new face come with a warranty?
Will a pretty face make it bet ter?
Oh, Mr. Potato Head, tell me
How did you afford her surgery?
Do you swear you'll stay forever
Even if her face don't stay togeth er
Even if her face don't stay together
If you want a little more confidence
Potatoes turn to french fries,
All you need's a couple more condiments
And a hundred thousand dollars
for some compliments, ha ha
When little girls grow into their mother's face
But little girls are learning
until they suffocate, ha ha
No one will love you if you're unattractive
Oh, Mrs. Potato Head, tell me
Is it true that pain is beauty?
Does a new face come with a warranty?
Will a pretty face make it bet ter?
Oh, Mr. Potato Head, tell me
How did you afford her surgery?
Do you swear you'll stay forever
Even if her face don't stay togeth er
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together
Oh, Mrs. Potato Head, tell me
Is it true that pain is beauty?
Does a new face come with a warranty?
Will a pretty face make it better?
Oh, Mr. Potato Head, tell me
How did you afford her surgery?
Do you swear you'll stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don't stay togeth er
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don't stay togeth er
