niggaz eat dirt and fart dust
Then give you a eighty dollar gift
certificate to Pussies 'R Us
I eat the whole pie,
and leave nothing but the crust
So you can feel what it's like,
with instinct but no guts
A sac wit no nuts or a mack wit no sluts
Give me a full- body massage,
I still can't be touched
They call me Seymour Butts,
cause I get mo' ass than most
They say I'm next and got that butter love,
and get too close
Follow the leader cause I'm meaner
than medulla oblongota
My Tribe's on more Quests
than Midnight Marauders
It's all pina coladas, no
cops and robbers
Taking trips back and forth
from here to the Bahamas
I hump more than llamas,
get rolled more than tires
If you say I'm not nice,
then you'se a motherfucking liar
Entitled to your Opini- ons,
into the next millennium
So many Major Coins that
I thought I had a million
to blow up the Earth
With my "pew- 36 explosive
space modulator"
Buddha be praised, you meditator
Drop squad interrogator,
85 percent regulator
The Educator and the Almighty Creator,
dedicator
The separator of fiction,
I spark friction
Smoking "Hay" without the
Crucial Confliction
4- Ize prescription; microphone,
Jackie Stallone
Psychic prediction, Egyptian description
Of my psychical,
my flesh is weak and it's pitiful
Spiritual is hooked up to
the invisible
Umbilical cord of my Lord,
Kumbiya Devine Kah
Remove paper of tar from every cigar
I slap authority like Gabor, Zsa Zsa
Half Allah, Half Anti Christ Superstar
Rocking the microphone
with a hand like Dr. Claw
While I'm hitting trees,
harder than Sonny Bono
Double Dragon, mixed up with an Abobo
I kill villains in slow- mo for
talking crazy in my Dojo
Got nothing to lose,
like I'm a boxcar hobo
When I get Ludacris with bridges
on the promo
Niggas wanna clown,
I'm Homey and Bozo
Cause in the grand prize game my
life calling like Jo- Jo
The name sticks like Toto
I keep it realer than alien autopsy photo
You similar to a Spice Girl going solo
You lost like BEBE, or a dog
named Toto
My statue of liberty is Re becca Lobo
We Cop Robo, virgo
Bust ass like a motherfucking homo,
como estas?
Tony Del Negro
Built to destroy these kid's
blocks of Legos
Lego my Eggo cause I say so
Hold the microphone, 4- Ize,
I stay gifted
Manifested, elevated, I uplifted
The elevator, the escalator
"That's not a knife?
That's a knife!"
Crocodile Dundee the Alligator Rustler
Cause I hustle ya, under the China
Big Trouble,
little sewer but still I find ya
Cause I'm stinky
Manifest, throw you down
the stairs like a slinky
Yo, my third eye is blinky