sheer blood came on Tuesday,
you were mortified to find
Singled out for certain beauty,
you were voted best behind
Through the years they all ignored you,
all exchanges were unkind
Now a title they bestow you,
here by now you're best behind
Not awarded for your genius
That particular distinction
That's some jealous retribution
for a shapely bottom girl
On the school yearbook committee,
they decree your social world
And at the graduation party,
your first name escaped their mind
There's goes breast behind
If posterity has secrets,
your posterior's not the one
Once those history books are written,
it's a deal that's signed and done
And your sweet and gentle nature,
Had no currency in their world,
so they had to make you pay
And on a shelf inside a bedroom,
you wrote your books next to mine
I always saw more of their military
