Granddad's complaining about his heart
The brand -new toaster just flew apart
It started snowing, the car won't start
It's Monday morning in paradise
It's Monday morning, a brand -new day
It's Monday morning, I mean to say
They seem to come every other day
My son, the genius, has lost a shoe
His father's socks are one black, one blue
And here comes my old friend the flu
It's Monday morning in paradise
It's Monday morning, a brand new day
A new day dawning with a hell to pay
It's Monday morning, I mean to say
They seem to come every other day
The toast is burning, the kids won't eat
The bacon's splattered on my bare feet
It's Monday morning in paradise
Monday morning in paradise
It's Monday morning in paradise
It's Monday morning in paradise,
Monday morning in paradise.
