I promise not to rip you off
And I promise not to sell you out
I will never smoke all your
Find it whilst tidying up -
Which, let's face it, isn't likely
Well, we would always leave you
At least a joint's worth, anyway
And then put the empty packet
Back, hoping you won't notice, or if I
Do, I'll pay for the next lot, i promise
And I will never sleep with any
I don't know just what I'm meant to do
I don't want to make it wrong for you
How can we escape what's happened to
Baby, we have lived together
Now we'll do it all forever
Hold my hand, don't ever let it go
Close your eyes, hold tight,
And how do we avoid being like
All those other cheese masters?
Demonstrating the facilit
Car and the trouser press
From hunter-gatherer to to washer-dryer
Is Is a long, strange trip
And what if our kids turn in to
Pudgy blobs, wearing Union
Addicted to coffee whitener?
Bloated caricatures of something
Vaguely recognisable as a
A human being that you once loved
I don't know just what I'm meant to do
I don't want to make it wrong for you
How can we escape what's happened to
Baby, we have lived together
Now we'll do it all forever
Hold my hand, don't ever let it go
Close your eyes, hold tight,
So this is it: We're walking
A new airbrushed Disney-life
Repeated every night for the
I'm shitting Barratt houses here
And then suddenly I'm turning to look
At your face and I'm saying:
I don't know just what I'm meant to do
I don't want to make it wrong for you
How can we escape what's happened to
Baby, we have lived together
Now we'll do it all forever
Hold my hand, don't ever let it go
Close your eyes, hold tight,
