On a farm far from pleasant,
no pair was more peasant
than Mr. and Mrs. Fitch.
Their days, each one duller,
were so lacking in color,
they didn't know which was which.
When suddenly tilling the soil,
Mr. Fitch
struck oil.
Mr. and Mrs. Fitch
one day hit town determined to play.
Mr. and Mr s. Fitch
were green, ambitious, and rich.
And so the crowd they called elite
were fiercely fight ing to meet
The young, attractive and rich,
Mr. and Mrs. Fitch.
When they called for champagne,
champagne arrived.
An aeroplane, the plane arrived.
A private train, the train arrived.
But when they called for cash,
the crash arrived.
Now men who once knew
Mrs. Fitch
Referred to her as a witch
While the girls who once
loved Mr. Fitch
Said he al ways was
a son of the rich
So love and kisses,
Mr. and Mrs. Fitch
When they called for champagne
Champagne ar rived
An aeroplane, the plane arrived
A private train, the train arrived
But when they called for cash,
the crash arrived
Now men who once knew
Mrs. Fitch
Referred to her as a witch
While the girls who once loved Mr. Fitch
Said he al ways was a son of the rich
So love and kisses,
Mr. an d Mrs. Fitch
Mr. and Mrs. Fitch