Do you have some problems
Would you like someone to solve them
Would you like someone to
Well I don't know the answer
But I know a flamenco dancer
Who will dance for you if you
She's a Rudolph Valentino fan
And she doesn't claim to understand
She bakes brownies for the
When the sermon lines are forming
Far away from Elmer Gantry
Who is busy baking souls that
Everybody's soul but Miranda
She's a Rudolph Valentino fan
And she doesn't claim to understand
She bakes brownies for the boys
At the bar we're gin & scotchin
While the F.B.I. is watching
And they're tape recording
The Bartender is bleeding
Pardon me I was just leaving
As another cleaver voice repeats
Everybody's talking about Miranda
She's a Rudolph Valentino fan
And she doesn't claim to understand
She bakes brownies for the
