Minnie Hotshaw was the
name of the maid,
it was old Collige's gal.
The customer took her fur away,
but Collige's with her now.
Minnie Hotshaw left a trail
for a wooden head to find.
Now old Collige's with her all the time.
She dropped her beads along the way
to make a trail for him.
She knew if old Colliger stayed,
her life would be so grim.
Minnie Hotshawn,
how she loved
that poor wooden head.
The man of knotty pine with
face so red.
Minnie Hotshawn, old Colliger,
they're together now.
The gal that invented love
can come along and show them how.
Now they's educated
to what that stuff can do.
And they're as civilized as me
and you
Years of passin', now at last
they got that boost by the score
Colliger beats his old tom -tom,
Horsey sweeps the floor
Minnie Hotchkiss works her
poor fingers to the bone
While old Colliger sings an Indian song
Now you heard the story
about a wooden love affair
An Indian with a Tommy Hawk
and a maid with cold black hair
Minnie Hotchkiss, Colliger
They're as happy as anyone can be
Cause they're together
and have a family
Many hearts are no pleasure
They're together now
The gal that invented love
And come along and showed you how
Now they's educated
To what that stuff can do
And they're as civilized as me and you
Hoo! Hoo!
Many hearts are Collided
By a poor seed