Men, men, men
Men, they are the sex
that isn't us
They've got names like
Max and Sam and Gus
Men, they wear shirts
and ties and vests
Over hairy arms and hairy chest
Men, they think we are just a slave
All because they always need a shave
Men, they think they're
a special sight,
cause their buttons go from left to right.
They make girls lean against a lamppost,
and sing, My man, I love him so,
he'll never know.
I'll never lean against a lamppost,
for what is a man? fraud and a fake,
who thinks his mustache is made of cake.
They take us out and feed us,
they jump into pajamas,
They tell us that they need us,
they really need their mommas.
Men! I'm through with men!
Men! They think cheating's
just a game,
except when ladies try to do the same.
Men! When they puff a big cigar,
they begin behaving like the Czar.
Men! They think they are
headliners,
cause they wear those flat
heel lace -up shoes.
Men, they think we
should be in thrall,
cause their heads can go
completely bald.
They make girls cry beside a wash tub,
and sing, he's just my bill,
don't know what makes me thrill.
I'll never cry beside a wash tub,
for what is a man?
A pitiful case,
who thinks that he's deep,
cause he sings bass.
They tell us we're the meek sex,
which yes, I love to give them.
They're strong and we're the weak sex,
so how come we outlive them?
Men, I'm through with men.
And furthermore,
to think I gave that man
the best five years of my life.
I let him do everything
that makes a man happy,
like buy things for me.
And furthermore,
men have blamed we girls
for everything throughout history.
Ever since Adam and Eve,
when Eve gave Adam that big,
shiny red apple,
he did n't have to take it,
didn't he have a mind of his own?
All he had to do was say, No thanks,
I'll have a banana!
Men! Just because we're
a little bit different shapes,
doesn't mean that we
aren't a person!
I want you to know I'm not that bad!