I was riding this 18 -wheeler
before they painted lines.
because I couldn't make no time.
Used to be a running battle
between old Smokey and me,
but now I got a six -foot Shakespeare,
Well tonight I got the front door,
can't always have the rocking chair.
Pigpen's got the back door closed
just holding me on the air
just checked out the west door
Roadhog said you're clean
looks like a money -making run
Indian still runs with single drive
old single drive he's a ratchet jaw
but he keeps the night alive and jelly
Jack that beaver nut chicken
We're lookin' for a red Pinot
There's old Circle City Peddler
He makes his turn at Derby Town
I couldn't live like that
Hey, ap preciate that info,
He just hollered, break a breaker,
they're takin' pictures down at 23
We'll give them an old 5 -5 smile,
Just look at that four -wheel bear baby,
just flew off my back door
Old Smokey's gonna get him,
Now, Hawkeye's had the hammer down
since Nashville, Tennessee
He just saved some green stamps,
Eight -ball from Shaky City,
who sounds like a pretty face
If she'd give me a breaker,
I'd tell her to go down to three
Now, she might be runnin' single,
and I ain't runnin' the purple line
we're just about home free
Made good time, didn't pay one fine,
yeah, come on in there, roadrunner
Yeah, that's a big 10 -4,
Yeah, that's Continental Cowboys
Yeah, we'll see you on the flip -flop.
Yeah, keep the shiny side up,
Yeah, that's a big ten -fold.