When the big hand is on
12 and the little hand on 6
You come home tonight and
no more childish pranks
You come home from work real
quick or your mama gets sick
Yes, your mama guessed it
and mama spanked
Every night you don't come home
From the way you're out alone
Who would ever think that
you're a married man?
I would guess your age to be
Twenty -eight going on three
So I'll speak in language
you can understand
When the big hand is on twelve
And the little hand on six
You come home tonight
And no more childish pranks
You come home from work real quick
Oh, your mama get a stick
Yes, your mama get a stick
and mama's bag
Yes, I know you like to play
But we've got our bills to pay
And the kids need shoes much
more than you need fun
Up to now I've been too mild
You've been acting like a child
So I'll have to just start
treating you like one
When the big hand is on twelve
And the little hand on six
You come home tonight
And no more childish pranks
You come home from work real quick
Or your mama gets stick
Yes, your mama gets stick
And mama's spanked
You