Another bride, another June
Another sunny honeymoon
Another season, another reason
For making whoopee
A lot of shoes, a lot of rice
The groom is nervous an
d he answers twice
It's really killing,
that he's so willing to make a
whoopee
Picture a little love nest,
down where the roses cling
Picture the same sweet love nest,
think what a year can bring
He's washing dishes an
d baby clothes
He's so ambitious, he even sews
But don't forget folks,
that's what you get folks
For making whoopee
Another year, or maybe less
What's this I hear?
Well, can't you guess?
She feels neglected,
an d he's suspected of
making whoopee
She sits alone, most every night
He doesn't phone her, he doesn't write
He says he's busy,
and she says, is he?
He's making whoopee
He does n't make much money,
only 5 ,000 per
Some judge who thinks he's funny
says you'll pay six to her
He says, now judge, suppose I fail
The judge says, ha, right into jail
You'd better keep her
I think it's cheaper than
making whoopee
Say, it's a whole lot cheaper
than making rupees.