underpaid and overdressed, only 17
Taste of spirit on my breath,
mixed with cigarettes and some listerine
Said, her name was Lucy whilst she eats
up the pornography off the tele
Puts her hands on my chest and says, "Babe,
get undressed when you're ready"
I said, you don't even know my name
Do you mind if we talk some more?
See, I came here with all my mates
You don't have to sleep with me
Tell me all the things that you love
That you hate, does this keep you awake?
Can we just talk tonight?
So she hands me a beer and says,
"Why are you here if you're frigid?"
"I've never done this before", I admit it
said it's happening tonight and we're paying
She smiled, and said, "Babe,
you don't have to stay if they're waiting"
So I asked her if she'd give a shit
If we pretend we're doing
'Cause I'll never hear the end of it
If any of the boys ever find out
You don't have to sleep with me
Tell me all the things that you love
That you hate, does this keep you awake?
Can we just talk tonight?
I'll get a standing ovation
She said, "The pleasure was
I won't forget our conversation
You don't have to sleep with me
Tell me all the things that you love
That you hate, does this keep you awake?
Can we just talk tonight?
