I like your brother, and I like your mother.
I like you, and you like me too.
We'll get a preacher.
You'll buy the ring.
We'll hire a band. hand.
With an accordion, a violin,
and a ten or who can't sing.
You and me, you and me baby.
You and me, you and me,
you and me baby.
You and me, you and me,
you and me baby.
You and a kid or maybe we'll rent one.
He's got to be straight.
We don't want a bent one.
He'll sip his baby brew
from a big brass cup.
Someday he may be president if
Time and loosen up
You and me, you and me, baby
You and me, you and me, baby
You and me, you and me, baby
You and me, you and me, baby
You take a train into the city
Every morning I may be plain
You think I'm pretty in the morning
Some nights we'll go out dancing,
if you're not too tired.
Some nights we'll sit romancing,
watching the late show
by the fire.
When our kids are grown,
with kids of their own,
They'll send us away to
a little home in Cheltenham.
We'll play checkers all day till we
pass away.