I'm a long tall Texan,
I ride a big white horse.
He rides from Texas on a big white horse.
I'm a long, tall Texan.
I ride a big white horse.
He rides from Texas on a
big white horse.
People look at me and say,
Oorah, oorah, is that your horse?
Yeah
I'm a long, tall Texan
I wear a ten -gallon hat
He rides from Texas wearing
a ten -gallon hat
I'm a long, tall Texan
I wear a ten -gallon hat
He rides from Texas wearing
a ten -gallon hat
People look at me and say
Oorah, oorah, is that your hat?
Yeah
I was walkin' down the street
with my big shiny badge
Spurs jinglin' on my feet
Well, I saw that a -comin',
comin' with a gun
You know, I just can't be beat
Well, I'm a long, tall Texan
I impose justice for the law
He rides from Texas to enforce the law
I'm a long, tall Texan
I impose justice for the law
He rides from Texas to and
fro some more
People look at me and say
Hoorah, hoorah, are y 'all the law?
Yeah
I'm a short, fat Texan
I ride a Honda 125
He rides from Texas on a 125
I'm a short, Texan
I ride a Honda 125
He rides from Texas on a 125
People look at me and say
Aw, come on, man,
you're too old to be riding things like that
Yeah