Well, I'm a long, Texan
I ride a big white horse
He came from Texas,
rides a big white horse
Well, I'm a long, tall Texan
I ride a big, white horse
He came from Texas, rides a big, horse
When the people look at me, they say
Er -er -er, that's your horse
Giddy -up
Giddy -up
Well, I'm a long, tall Texan
I wear a ten -gallon hat
He came from Texas,
wears a ten -gallon hat
Well, I'm a long, tall Texan
I wear a ten -gallon hat
He came from Texas,
wears a ten -gallon hat
When the people look at me, they say
Error, error, is that your head?
Idiot!
I was walking down the street
With my shoddy bat
And my spurs jingling on my feet
I saw a man coming
A man with a gun
But I just can't be beat
Yes, I'm a long, tall Texan
I enforce justice for the law
He came from Texas to enforce the law
Yes, I'm a long, tall Texan
I enforce justice for the law
He came from Texas to enforce the law
Now when the people look at me they say
Error, Error, shoot along
Idiot
Let it in
Idiot
Idiot
Idiot