Right out there with the worst of
the worst I've ever known
A real master of disaster,
you're my number one mistake
And you're holding down your spark
At the top of my long list of heartaches
When we first met I knew you were
With mere determination you've
They'll be singing your praises
Congratulations, well, here's to you,
Right out there with the worst of
the worst I've ever known
A real master of disaster,
you're my number one mistake
And you're holding down your spark
At the top of my long list of heartaches
My world's been torn to pieces
But nothing could prepare me for
the things you put me through
When I compare my love's gone wrong,
No competition, or next to you,
you've blown 'em all away
Right out there with the worst of
the worst I've ever known
A real master of disaster,
you're my number one mistake
And you're holding down your spark
At the top of my long list of heartaches
A real master of disaster,
you're my number one mistake
And you're holding down your spark
