Can I take you to the flex,
see a cheap and nasty fam
The cinema will be a panty,
the fam will be a horror fam
And if it's sexist and begot,
you wear your shoes above your heels
Cos there's a pornographic act
Halfway through the second reel
So let's go to the pictures, darlin'
Let's go to the pictures, darlin'
And see if we can get through
Let's take up to the flicks
There must be something we can see
Like a technicolor feature
And it's a piece of science fiction,
With lots of funny looking creatures,
crawling all around the screen
So let's go to the pictures, darling,
Let's go to the pictures, darling,
and see if we can get real
Two seats in the balcony,
not too close to the screen
Here come the cavalry but it was all just
It concerns a man in black
In a stupid -ass cup of pie
Uh -oh, but it's a frella,
it's got me hangin' at my seat
Watch him jump across the rooftops,
the chasers on and so's the hit
So let's go to the pictures, darlin',
Let's go to the pictures, darlin',
and see if we can get brown
Yeah, let's go to the pictures,
darlin', we could see a found
Let's go to the picture store and
see if we can get through
Darling, it's easy if we can't get through
