Baby, you're the baddest girl, and uh
Nobody else matters girl and uh
We're kissing in the bathroom
We're kissing in the bathroom girl and uh
But I kinda hope they catch us, anyway
A New York nine's an everywhere else six
Time-wise, the opposite goes for chicks
I'm in a taxi, texting with my best friend
He's sleeping with this girl
that he met up on West End
He's lucky, she's a career woman, no kids
Most girls see the clothes
Most hoes poke holes in Trojans
Most people don't fuck and hit the lotto
That don't rhyme with shit, it's just true
Don't bring your girlfriend here,
When I'm depressed you're
But, I guess meet me at Pianos
They cross-fadin' off of Nanos
And you's a hipster, bitch
Yo, but not in the lame way
Like, you ain't livin' out in BK
Like, you ain't workin' on a screenplay
Like, your baby daddy ain't a DJ
Like, she listenin' to old Freeway
'Cause everybody listens to Biggie,
Right, that's why your friends
need wristbands? Fuck you
Can I have have this dance?
Baby, you're the baddest girl, and uh
Nobody else matters girl and uh
We're kissing in the bathroom
We're kissing in the bathroom girl and uh
But I kinda hope they catch us, anyway
Baby, you're the baddest girl, and uh
Nobody else matters girl and uh
We're kissing in the bathroom
We're kissing in the bathroom girl and uh
But I kinda hope they catch us, anyway
We can pretend if you want to, like
datin' at your art school
'Cause either way we both lyin'
more than half of the time
workin' on your graphic design
Every time we see each other
Our relationship has gotten
Yellow 911 Persian girl in the back car
the only way they buyin' a bar
But they busy showin' off
She got ironic tattoos on her back
That ain't ironic, bitch, I love Rugrats
Watchin' lames handle they fame
They bang any broad with bangs
In a band with an animal name
Hannibal came drinkin' a handle of Jameson
Analin' any one is the plan for the evening
She still look good though
Love is East Side, who are you to hate?
Movie ass, not a 10 but a Super 8
You ain't see me at the show,
Hotel penthouse, go on let it ruminate
so I guess I'm never slept on
Did everything I could, then I kept goin'
Baby, you're the baddest girl, and uh
Nobody else matters girl and uh
We're kissing in the bathroom
We're kissing in the bathroom girl and uh
Baby, you're the baddest girl, and uh
Nobody else matters girl and uh
We're kissing in the bathroom
We're kissing in the bathroom girl and uh
But I kinda hope they catch us, anyway
'Cause I'm no good, no good
I'm an awful guy and I'm always away
And I'm tryin' to say I'm a piece of shit
Believe in this, I'm tellin' you
'Cause we barely knew what we had
I'm not that bad, the fun we had, oh
Baby, you're the baddest girl, and uh
Nobody else matters girl and uh
We're kissing in the bathroom
We're kissing in the bathroom girl and uh
But I kinda hope they catch us
Baby, you're the baddest girl, and uh
Nobody else matters girl and uh
We're kissing in the bathroom
We're kissing in the bathroom girl and uh
But I kinda hope they catch us, anyway
