It's horrible
One little evening alone, home
End up with carpal tunnel syndrome
And here I am,
known for giving heavy back aches
Grown and living off of Little
Debbie snack cakes
Supposed to be checking e-mails
All All I got is messages from ass
naked females
I don't know a Jenny,
she said it's free and I won't owe her a penny
And that's the last time I saw her
But thousands of more horrors
on online Gomorrah
And Sodom
They got 'em with they curls out
And they got a better sales pitch
than the Girl Scouts
I wonder what I owe her
For a whole box of caramel coconut Samoa
Uh, ok honey, sweet dreams! Now it's time
to get serious like Peek Freans
A metal hand full, wipe it on the quilt
Wife wake up and I'm
kill't over spilt milk
Locked in, looking at your picture
Fully clothed winter and I
right there wit cha
Thinking about the last time
I split your wishbone
A man could only wish you could
do the same 'til he get home
Fat chance
At least he get snacks
That will have to do 'til
a brother get back
Until then, smack One-Eyed Jack
Jack
And hope one of his peoples can
hook him with a tri-pack
That's That's three
different flavors
Chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry wafers
Acting all hard,
'bout to get beat up
I'll show him what time it is
once I get this sheet up
Soon as he fell off the beat down,
all I hear is
"Thirteenth cell get the sheet down!"
Damn C.O.
What the hell do she know
Besides the fact she wanna
get dug out on the d-low
A workaholic with a fountain in the ink pen
Out in the mountains and
I stopped drinking again
In the wee hours he's gotten farther
Needing three showers,
being hot and bothered
The whiz with her legs bent, pregnant
God bless the day she wondered
where her egg went
I need a L, it's hard to drink without it
And could use some cookies but trying
not to think about it
Watching "BET" on jazz
for knowledge on file
Every other commercial,
college hoes gone wild
Soft batch, I prefer the other bunch,
like we got for lunch
Chocolate fudge butter crunch
He don't mess with the Ritz Bits,
Wheat Thins, Saltines, or Triscuits
Matzos, or Cheez-Its
Catch sugar fits every time that he sees
Chips Ahoy,
double chocolate chunk
Something with the bubble
and the junk in the trunk
Even the Oreos
No matter what weather
Always kept 'em dipped in
milk and stuck together
In the game he's shameless,
even uses a code name Famous Amos
It's cheaper than a short stay at the day's
inn and good like 25 cent oatmeal raisin
Give a hand to who invented the camera
Skip past the graham
animals and grandmas
Shh, make sure she don't
wake from her dream chill
Or get caught with a handful
of cream fill
"Oh, honey! What
