Trailer
for sale or rent,
rooms till at 50 cents,
no phone, no pool, no pets,
ain't got no cigarettes,
Two hours of pushin' broom
Buys a eight -by -twelve four -bedroom
I'm a man of means, by no means
King of the road
Third boxcar, midnight train
Destination Banger, Maine
Oh, worn out suit and shoes
I don't pay no union dues
I smoke old stokies I have found
Short but not too big a round
I'm a man of means, by no means
King of the road
I know every engineer on every train
All of the children and all of their names
And every handout in every town
And every lock that ain't locked
when no one's around
I sing trailers for sale or rent
Rooms to let fifty cents
No phone, no pool, no pets
Ain't got no cigar ettes
Ah, but two hours of pushin' broom
Buys a eight -by -twelve
four -bedroom
I'm a man of means, by no means
King of the road
Trailers for cigarettes,
rooms to let fifty cents,
no phone, no pool, no pets,
I ain't got no cigarettes,
but two hours of pushin' broom
buys a eight -by -twelve four -bedroom.