Trailer for sale or rent,
rules to let fifty cents,
no phone, no pool, no pets,
I ain't got no cigarettes, I'm a man of means,
by no means, king of the road
Third boxcar, midnight train,
destination Bangor, Maine
Oh, worn out suit and shoes
I don't pay no union dues
The smoke of stogans I have found
Short but not too big a round
I'm a man of means, by no means
King of the road
Every engineer on every train
All of the chips and all of the names
And every handout in every town
And every lock that ain't locked
With no one around to sing
Trailer for sale or rent
Rooms to let fifty cents
No phone, no poo, no pets
I ain't got no cigarettes
Or two hours of pushin' broom
Buy some eight -by
-twelve four -bedroom
I'm a man of means, by no means,
king of the road,
trailer for sale or rent,
roost to let 50 cents.