The old maid's a waitin' for leap year
to come the crooner's just waitin' to sing
The old cow's standin' by the
Just waitin' for the grass
The bar-fly's waitin' for for an easy mark
the hitchhiker's just waitin' for a ride
The lifetimer's waitin' for a prison break the
beachcomber's waitin' for the tide
Farmer's daughter's waitin' for
the salesman to take her into rown
The city slicker's waitin' for the country boy
to lay all his money down
You know everything comes to standstill
nothing seems to make a turn
Worm must be waitin' for the early bird
Now I reckon the early bird's
Nobody wants to do nothin' just waitin'
to get a finger in the pie
Waitin' for a call for a big quiz show or a waitin'
for some rich uncle to die
Katy she's waitin' at the garden gate
the moonshiner's waitin' at the still
The gambler's still waitin' for that Ace in the hole
and I guess Jack's still waitin' for Jill
Everybody's waitin' for something but
nothing seems to turn out right
Cause the night shift's waitin' for mornin' and the
burglar he's just waitin' for night
The congregation's waitin' for the preacher the
preacher's just waitin' for the groom
The groom's just waitin' for the June bride
and the bride's just waitin' for June
Sunflower's waitin' for the sunshine
violet's just waitin' for dew
Bee's just waitin' for honey
and honey I'm just waitin' for you
