When all computers would stop dead
and not obey their master
And we knew, though all went well,
as the new year ticked on by.
Just in case, just in case,
we had field rations, just in case.
Just in case, just in case,
we do some strange things, just in case.
My shoulder bag weighs two tons,
I keep the things I need there.
Now my purse is so heavy,
I will someday need a brace.
But I need my wallet, umbrella, tape measure, notepads, pencils,
glasses, cell phone, band -aids, car keys, makeup, perfume,
Kleenex, lotion, chapstick, nail foil,
So I pack them just in case.
With the stuff you pack just in case
My babysitter has two boyfriends
She's really very prudent
When I asked her the reason
A thoughtful look laid on her face
she keeps the other one just in case.
Just in case, just in case,
she keeps one just in case.
Just in case one boyfriend dumps her,
Someday I will throw them all out
But for now they're piled sky high
But I might return or sell on eBay
bought in the first place
And then I'll need the box it came in
So I keep boxes just in case.
Just in case, just in case,
I keep the boxes just in case.
It might break, it's effective,
I keep the boxes just in case.
Just in case, I check my door locks,
Back up my data, check my stovetop,
I keep enough flashlights
I am going to the loo again
It's not because I need to
Every time we say goodbye
The reason that I'm going to the loo again
Is a matter of time and place
Cause there might not be one
So I'm going just in case
Just in case, just in case,
Just in case, just in case
