and a couple of two or three
went on the spree one day
which we knew how to blew
mccann's, maclaman's, humpty dan's
we then went into swan's,
which indeed, we did need
and we finished it with speed,
Johnny mceldoo turned red,
as a plate of irish stew he soon
with a roar for some more
that he'd never felt before
bread and jam, what a cram
but him, we couldn't ram,
though we tried our level be st
for everthing we brought,
cold or hot, mattered not
it went down him like a shot
and he still stood the test
He swallowed tripe and lard by the yard,
we thought it would go hard
when the waiter brought the bill
we told him to give o'er,
but he swore he could lower
twice as much again and more
he nearly supped a trough full
"he'll devour the tablecloth
if you don't hold him in"
when the waiter brought the charge,
he began to shout and barge and his
He began to curse and swear,
called the shop man a liar
the shop man, he through out and no doubt,
tattered all his clothes,
broke his nose, i suppose
he would have killed him with a few
mceldoo began to howl and to growl,
it struck poor mickey flynn,
took the skin from his chin
an eruction did begin and we
at us they made a dive for us
we paid for all the mate that we ate,
and went home to ruminate on
