One, two, three, if Jesse don't like it,
And if you don't like that,
Cause the art that you like is probably bad.
Grandma Moses, she's okay
And that statue of David's
Gave him such a tiny pee -pee
Get it out of the museum,
get it out of there today
Jesse's favorite painting
In the kindergarten years ago,
Now Jesse probably didn't like Picasso
But neither did that dictator Franco
Yes, if I'd like something
Jesse don't like it, it don't stay
Get it out of the museum,
get it out of there today
Jesse's favorite painting
Don't photograph a penis,
Don't write about the truth,
because it might offend Jesse
Don't tell it like it is,
Cause Jesse don't like it, that is that
If Jesse thinks it's dirty,
They use that taxpayer's money
And your freedom of expression
But if you're not sure what you'll like
Then just let Jesse decide
Jesse don't like it, it don't stay
Get it out of the museum,
get it out of there today
Jesse's favorite painting