调：A major
Verse 1
got to see
About the guy who learned his wo
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Well, they had this one freak
Who sucker- punched his whole family
Do you recall when the brawl became
a total free- for- all?
And Jerry's in the middle
tryin' to be the referee
Hey, see the stripper with the implants?
She likes to lap dance
And date the boyfriend of her mother
Now here comes Jerry's next guest
And it's a slugfest
'Cause it's her trailer trash
Verse 3
brother
it's like When Animals Attack
They all exhibit reprehensible behavior
Hit 'em in the nose, tear off their clothes
Step on their toes, that's how it goes
They get so violent they
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have to sign a waiver
they've got no shame
wife had a sex change
ripping off their shirts
Verse 5
since they had the fight
Five days since that awful brawl
They still haven't got
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I'm spendin' way too much time
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Oh, which one? All of 'em
Ah, well, I've been sleepin'
with your best friend Jake
Yeah? Well, me too, and,
I've been sleepin' with your dog Woofie
Woofie, you bi- , well I'm also
sleepin' with your pet goat
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That goat doesn't love you
there's just no stoppin'
Your brain shuts down,
then your IQ's droppin'
Jerry's the king of confrontation
He's a sensation,
he puts the sin in syndication
It's totally worthless, like a bad check
It's like a train wreck
Don't want to stare, but
you can't look away
Like Sally Jesse he does talk shows
But with more weirdos
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The ratings jumpin' higher every day
then you know
It's just as low as you can go
The guests are tacky and they're
lacking in their hygiene
And pretty soon some ugly goon comes
in the room and then it's boom
In the face of some
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unsuspecting drag queen
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Jerry, Jerry,
now the crowd starts their favorite chant
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Five days since the big surprise
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When some losers wife said that she's
Three days since he interviewed
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on that Jerry Springer
I've got way too much class
to watch Jerry Springer
Come over here and pull on my finger
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