Come on out, you gutter lily you.
Show your legs
and let's all see how pretty.
I'm always glad to admire beauty.
They're the thickest ankles in the city.
You thought you could
make a big impression
on my Mackie.
Guess you never met his
old friend Jackie.
Well, you kind of make me laugh.
Who would kind of
make you laugh?
Who would want a
stupid cat?
Who would want what
stupid cat?
Now there's a leg for you,
so Mackie Neaton beg for you.
Well, you better ask him.
Yes, you better ask him.
You better ask him.
You better ask him.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Mackie and me,
I always knew he'd choose me.
Mackie and me,
and he will never lose me.
He's not in any danger
From some free, pretty stranger
Him leave me for a stranger
Laughable!
Yes, they call me beauty of the town
See my legs insane,
now those are pretty
I'm glad you're glad to admire beauty
Now the tree must dangle in the city
Oh, Paddle your wares
somewhere else.
I knew I would make a big
impres sion
on my Mackey.
Oh, did you, did you?
You'll be pleased to
know I've met his Jackie.
Have you, have you?
Well, you kind of make me laugh.
Now I kind of make you laugh.
Who would want a big giraffe?
Who would want what big giraffe?
You are so pitiful imagin
ing you're beautiful.
Bet you wouldn't ask him.
Certainly I'll ask him.
Go on then, ask him.
You better ask him.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Maggie and me,
they never could refuse me.
Maggie and me,
and he will never lose me.
He likes a nice petite girl.
He likes a big complete girl.
Him, me, me, darling, sweet girl.
Asinine!