People used to bill and coo
But that don't make it with you
Coz there's other things we do
Girls were once suffragettes
Now they're out takin' bets
Smokin' filter cigarettes
Holdin' hands in the Louvre
Now some take trips and never move
Mickey Mouse ain't no kid
Since he read the Wizard of Id
He's trying to figure out what he did
Housewives dig rock 'n' roll
If you're wrong you've got soul
If you're twenty then you're old