If you were a
rock 'n 'roll record,
then you would be a hit, I know
If you were a rock 'n 'roll record,
you'd be played on every
record show
You'd go around and around
and around and around,
they'd never let you stop all day
Around and around
with the grooviest sound
You would be the one
that everybody would play
If you were a musical platter
Soon you would be number one
If I were your phonograph needle
It would be such fun
We'd go around and around
and around and around
And maybe before we're through
If you were a rock 'n 'roll record
I know they'd sell a million of you
You go around and around
and around and around
They never let you stop all day
Around and around
with the grooviest sound
You would be the one
that everybody would blame
If you were a musical pattern
Soon you would be number one
If I were your phonograph needle
It would be such fun
We'd go around and around
and around and around
And maybe before we're through
If you were a rock 'n 'roll record,
I know they'd sell a million of you, oh yeah
I know they'd sell a million of you,
uh -huh
I know they'd sell a
million of you one time
I know they'd sell a million of you