If you got a Cadillac, boy,
and a forty room shack, boy
A bucket full of money and
But if you got no huggin',
Well, if you ain't lovin'
If you're ridin' on the gravy train instead
of walkin' down Lover's Lane
you're goin' the wrong way, boy
You gotta get a little honey,
Well, if you ain't lovin' then
If they call you a big man 'cause
you got a lot of bottom land
If you're kin to the president and
if you help run the government
But if you get no attention,
you better off on a pension
Well, if you ain't lovin' then
If you got a string of long cars and
you're smoking them fourbit cigars
You ain't so well to do unless
you get a little coochy coo
It takes a little of smackin'
or your life is a lackin'
Well, if you ain't lovin', well brother,
