Well, if you got a Cadillac boy
A bucket full of money and
You trade them all for the right girl
And I'll bet you tell the whole world
Well, if you ain't lovin',
If you got a string of long cars
You got women of every breed
But not the one that you really need
Like one to minimize your wealth
And concentrate upon your health
Well, if you ain't lovin',
If they call you a big man
Cause you got a lot of bottom land
You're a friend to the president
And you help run the government
But if you're gettin' no attention
You're better off on a pension
Cause if you ain't lovin'
If you're ridin' on a gravy train
Instead of walkin' down Lover's Lane
You can't make head, boy,
cause you're goin' the wrong way, boy
You gotta get a little honey,
oh, it's better than money
Well, if you ain't lovin',
