So bring another drink, bartender,
troubles, boy, I got them
I might as well go to the bar
Cause I've got the meanest
old woman you've ever seen
mornin' bangin' on the street
You can bet your bottom dollar,
it's gonna be a hell of a fight
Oh, I guess she might be pretty good,
and sometimes sweet and kind
But she can't see past her nose
when it comes to this jug of mine
When I get the heebie -jeebies,
this jug's the only way to stop them
I might as well go to the bottom
Well, I got the meanest old woman
When I come home in the mornin'
You can bet your bottom dollar
that's gonna be a hell of a fight
I guess she might be pretty good
but she can't see past her nose
when it comes to this jug of mine
and when I get the heebie -jeebie
this jug's the only way to stop him
I might as well go to the bottom
I might as well go to the bottom