Yeah, it's sad, believe me, missy,
when you're born to be a sissy,
without the fem me and poivre.
But I could show my prowess,
I'm afraid there's no denying,
I'd be brave as a blizzard.
I'd be gentle as a lizard.
I'd be clever as a gizzard.
If the wizard is a wizard who
Then I'm sure to get a brain.
A heart. A home. The knife.
Oh, we're off to see the wizard,
the wonderful wizard of Oz.
We hear he is a wizard of whiz
if ever a whiz there was.
If ever, oh, ever a whiz there was,
the wizard of Oz has won.
Because, because, because, because, because, be cause,
because of the wonderful things he does.
We're off to see the wizard,
the wonderful wizard of Oz.
