If I had a million dollars
(if I had a million dollars)
(I would buy you a house)
And if I had a million dollars
(if I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars
(if I had a million dollars)
(a nice reliant automobile)
And if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had a million dollars
you could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had a million dollars
maybe we could put a little tiny refrigerator
(We could just go up there and hang out)
(Can you blame them? Yeah)
If I had a million dollars
(if I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a fur coat
(but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(if I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you an exotic pet
(yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars
(if I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(all them crazy elephant bones)
And if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
we wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars
we wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner
(But we would eat Kraft dinner)
(Of course we would, we'd just eat more)
If I had a million dollars
(if I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a green dress
(but not a real green dress, that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(if I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you some art
(a Picasso or a Garfunkel)
if I had a million dollars
(if I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a monkey
(haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
And if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars,
if I had a million dollars,
If I had a million dollars,
if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dol-lars
