You wouldn't do wrong on a dare
And a good girl just can't
I'm out fighting loneliness
Dating girls I know will kiss
But if I ever need a lady, I'll call you
You drink coke, I drink wine
You don't stay out after night
And that's when I'm getting up
So don't cry when you see
Painted women out with me
Cause if I ever need a lady I'll call
Check in side your sweetheart
Look, it's pure where mine is dark
I need girls of the night,
all aglow with neon lights
But if I ever need a lady, I'll call you
You drink coke, I drink wine
You don't stay out after nine
And that's when I'm getting up
So don't cry when you see
painted women out with me
Cause if I ever need a lady, I'll call you
Yes, if I ever need a lady, I'll call you
