As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
And I can't help but to hear
to hear an exchanging of words
"What a beautiful wedding
What a beautiful wedding",
"And, yes, but what a shame
What a shame the poor groom's bride
"Haven't you people ever heard of
closing the goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face
With a sense of poise and rationality
"Haven't you people ever heard of
closing the goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face
Well, I'll look at it this way
I mean, technically, our marriage is saved
Well, this calls for a toast
Well, I'll look at it this way
I mean, technically, our marriage is saved
Well, this calls for a toast
So pour the champagne, pour the champagne
"Haven't you people ever heard of
closing the goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face
With a sense of poise and rationality
"Haven't you people ever heard of
closing the goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face
"Haven't you people ever heard of
closing the goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face
With a sense of poise and rationality
"Haven't you people ever heard of
closing the goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face
