And there's nothing in the world
I saw Peter, Paul, and Moses
playing ring around the roses
And I'm here to lick the guy
I saw Satan when he licked the garden oar
Saw Adam and Eve driven from the door
And behind the bushes peepin'
Saw the apple they were eating
when he embarked within the well
But old Jonah had eaten garlic
and he gave the whale a colic
So he coughed up and let him out of jail
when he laid the village cold
I saw Daniel tame the lions in the hole
And helped build the tower of Babel
up as high as they were able
And there's lots of other things I haven't
I taught Solomon his little ABCs
I helped Brigham Young to
And while sailing down the bay
One day I saved his four whiskers
Queen Elizabeth, she fell in love with me
We were married in Milwaukee secretly
But I schemed around and shook her
And I went with General Hooker
To shoot mosquitoes down in Tennessee
I remember when the country had a king
I saw Cleopatra upon her wedding ring
And I saw all the flags a -flying
When George Washington stopped flying
Paddy first began to say,
