I see them, I see them
Don't tell me they're not there
I see them, I see them
I see them everywhere
Those little green men
hang around my den
And I sometimes wonder why
With the shaggy hair they
sit and stare
When my doggone bottle goes dry
Gonna have some fun, try to catch me one
So I sneaky doodled up behind.
I said, alakadab, made a light,
and grabbed,
came up with a bottle of wine.
I see them, I see them.
Don't tell me they're not there.
I see them, I see them,
I see them everywhere.
Well, a nine -foot spider
winked at me,
then tippy -toed right on by.
She didn't even pause,
and the reason,
because she was chasing
the 30 -pound fly.
Well, an elephant pin
crawled out of my sink
and snuggled up on my bed.
And a stripy -dape in a long black cape
keeps a -tappin' on the top of my head.
I see them, I see them,
don't tell me they're not there.
I see them, I see them,
I see them everywhere.
I see them, I see them.
I'd see them, I'd see them.
Well, a polka dot snake
with a tennis shoe on
Just opened up a bottle of ale
An d sittin' there beside her
was a chartreuse tiger
With a gas tank on his tail
A purple mole in a goldfish bowl
Keeps try in' to steal my drink
And a grizzly bear in a rockin' chair
Was a -fishin' in a bottle of ink
I see them, I see them.
Don't tell me they're not there.
I see them, I see them.