Evenin'.
You look like you could use a drink.
Yeah, I'd like a grasshopper, please.
Hey, can we have a grasshopper
for the frog?
That's Kermit, Kermit the Fro g.
Oh, Ralph, Ralph the Dog here.
Pleased to meet you.
I'm no Heifetz,
but I get by.
Let me guess, broken heart, right?
Does it show?
Listen, when you've
been tickling the ivories
as long as I have,
you've seen a broken heart for
every drop of rain,
a shattered dream for every
falling star.
Exactly.
She just walked out on me.
Yeah, typical.
That's why I live alone.
You do, huh?
You bet. I finish work, I go home,
read a book,
have a couple of beers,
take myself for a walk, and go to bed.
Nice and simple.
Stay away from women.
That's my motto. though, but I can't.
Neither can I.
That's my trouble.
can't live with them.
You can't live without them.
There's something irres
istible -ish about them.
We grin and bear it
because the nights are long.
I hope that something better comes along.
I see what you mean.
It's no good complaining
and pointless to holler.
If she's a beauty,
she'll get under your collar.
She made a monkey out
of old King Kong.
I hope that something
better comes along.
Oh, but what could be better
than a saucy Irish sitter?
Or when puppy love comes on strong?
Or a collie that's classy?
A laddie needs a lassie.
Oh, lover and wife
gives you a new leash on life.
Uh, was that a new leash on life?
Oh yeah, sorry about that.
Two, three, four.
I don't mean to scare you,
my friend, but I betcha
Come Father's Day,
the litterbug's gonna getcha
The urge is righteous,
but the face is wrong
I hope that something
better comes along.
Still, it's fun when you're fetching,
and agree to see an etching that
you keep at your lily pad.
There is no solution.
It's part of evolution.
The pitter patter of souls,
the little feet of tadpoles.
Hustle, froth, tadpoles don't have feet.
Oh, sorry about that.
Two, three, four.
There's no limitation
to mixing and matching.
Some get an itching for a critter,
leaving scratching.
A skunk was badgered,
the results were strong.
I hope that something better,
I hope that something better,
I hope that something better
comes along.
Be -bop, -de -de -de -dum -bum,
de -de -de -de -dum -bum -bum.
It's not often you see a guy
that green have the blues that bad.
