Of course I can't say exactly
This town is crazy, it's quite insane
But I'll see it never happens again
Yeah, I'm glad that we're meeting,
cause you should be eating
I can't stand to see you this way
So darling, believe what I say
I'll be your breakfast, I'll be your dinner
Just see you're starving,
So darling, darling, I'll be your food
Yaki for butter and old jam tarts
Tasty, I do, this weighs heavy on my heart
Ah, but you can break the stigma not only
And you can have all your meals for free
Just call me and you can start
Cos there's no shortage in our hotel
We eat like porkers and drink like hell
So let's just sit in bed and talk
And you can bring a knife
And here is the scheme I propose
If you need groceries dear
They're much closer than you might
Just to see you starvin' is no damn good
So darlin', darlin', I'll be your food
between the West and East
Oh, but you shouldn't take
You've got a butter mountain
Just call me and we can feast
And if you need me, girl, I'm always there
Just take my bones and remove the hair
And if you go out, I'll catch you later
I'll be waiting in your refrigerator
Diced into neat little strips
Cos the best thing for you
It's the answer to all your despair
Oh girl, don't try to be tender
Just make with the blender
I want you to know that I care
I'll be your mum, mum, mum
