Story
Time!
Humpty
Dumpty sat on a wall.
Once upon a time there
was a giant egg called
Humpty
Dumpty.
Unlike most eggs,
he wore clothes and had a face.
One day
Humpty
Dumpty got very bored so he decided to
do something that was against the
rules.
Oh no!
That sounds like a bad idea,
Zach.
You're right,
Reggie.
Humpty
Dumpty lived in a city with a beautiful castle.
It was surrounded by a super thick,
extra tall stone wall.
Nobody ever sat on the wall,
not even the king himself.
Climbing's not allowed.
This I know is true,
but I'm a naughty egg,
and I want a better view.
Humpty climbed up the wall
and looked all around.
He was very pleased with himself.
What did he see?
It doesn't say here,
but I think he saw flying unicorns.
Meanwhile, the
King and
Queen were watching everything
from a balcony at their castle.
Look, dear
King, what is that I spy?
Dear
Queen, it's an egg and
he's dangerously high.
Egg, egg, egg, egg in a shell.
Look at him wobble.
Oh no, he fell.
Humpty
Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty
Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and
all the king's men
put
Humpty back together again.
Was
Humpty hurt?
A little bit, but not enough to stop
him from climbing up
the wall again a few minutes later.
Oh, boy.
I'm smarter now.
Watch me get tricky.
I'll stay on the wall using
something sticky.
Look, dear
King, what's on the egg's bub?
Dear
Queen, I suspect it's a
piece of bubblegum!
Egg, egg, egg, egg in a shell
Look at him wobble
Oh no, he fell!
Humpty
Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty
Dumpty had a great fall
All the
King's horses and all the
King's men
Let's put
Humpty back together again!
Let me guess, he decided to do something safer,
like a puzzle?
Uh, no, he climbed the wall again!
I know what the problem is,
too much of a breeze!
The wind is blowing on my hat
and these long sleeves!
Look, dear
King, look over there!
Dear
Queen, oh no,
it's an egg in underwear!
Egg, egg, egg, egg in a shell,
look at him wobble, oh no, he fell!
Humpty
Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty
Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men,
couldn't put
Humpty together again.
And that was the end of
Humpty
Dumpty.
Well, not quite.
It happened to be breakfast time.
Humpty
Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty
Dumpty had a great fall
Rather than waste him,
we should all taste his
Scrambled eggs for all!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh