He built a grandstand in the barn
and rented out the log
But when he hooked the horses up,
he pulled the bumper off
Woo -haw, what now?
Here comes the ding -dong,
told the little dog to bum
You gotta live the little dog,
live and let the little frog
Live and eat, yeah,
but wanna go home
Clem was swamping Mountain Dew
when the teaming come to call
With sad remorse he smashed the steel
that brewed his alky -hal
He took his stash
and poured it in the city reservoir
But thirty days the noise they raised
was heard in Baltimore
Woo -haw, what now,
here comes the ding -dong,
told the little dog to bonk
You gotta live a little,
die a little, a little, cry a little
if you ever wanna go home
Homer married Bueller Boggs
and mother come to stay.
Weeks turned into years
and still she never went away.
Both was getting all fed up
and Homer said one day,
Don't you think it's about time
your mama went home?
My mama?
I thought she was your mama.
And it goes to show you never know,
that's why I always say, I want now,
here comes the big now,
throw the little doggie a bone.
You gotta live a little, die a little,
laugh a little, cry a little,
if you ever wanna go home.
You gotta live a little, die a little,
a little, cry a little,
if you ever wanna go home.
Won't somebody throw the doggie a bone?