wonder what we think all day
Robbing Paul to keep on paying Peter
How many bad apples does it
One pig, two pig, three pig, four
This piggy went to the market
Bright red patch on his left hindcourt
Looked a little bit like a target
Wee, wee, wee, on the whole ride home
An old King Cole sitting high on his throne
It's hard not to purge and to ponder all day
So many eggs in just one basket
Sourdough brain in a loaf of bread, wait
So many questions you could ask it
And all the king's horses
Couldn't fix the shattering of the shell
Jack fell again, well of course he did
with a note that said get well
You've heard the one about
the popcorn and the peanuts
Who truly believed that they could fly
An d that one where the milkshake
split by using two straws
Wee wee wee and a whole ride home
Old King Cole sitting high on his throne
So many eggs in just one basket
Sourdough brain in a loaf of bread way
So many questions you could ask it
Sleeping inside a hollow loft,
wild and raw and tameless
I don't give a naff who knows now
who likes being blameless
Sped up fast and shattered last,
a temporary blade of grass
All the while, behind the glass,