I think that Kennedy should get the job,
hands down.
I think that he testiculates better
than anybody that could come in there.
And I've heard that he gets very
good with his hands.
Let's pick up stakes and
move to the sticks.
Sell the El Camino for an
old broomstick.
There's no more smokes.
One last match,
a big black book on witchcraft.
Somewhere in Arkansas,
I saw my shadow sell my soul
Now my two front teeth are turning black
The devil's at the end
of the corner sack
Just clap your hands and move your feet
Jump in the poison ivy
We got the hillbilly, hillbilly wedge cop
There ain't no money in the bank
There ain't no booze left to drink
There's just the hillbilly,
hillbilly wedge cop
Way down in old Texarkan
Runnin' with the devil
and the son of Sam
Party in the barn, eatin' from a can
And all we know is words cry
My momma's got a big black hat
Daddy sells bobbles
from the back of a van
And every time the moon gets fat
All I see is words cry
Just clap your hands and move your feet
Jump in the toys in a heartbeat
We got the hillbilly, hillbilly words cry
There ain't no money in the bank
There ain't no booze left to drink
There's just a hillbilly
Hillbilly Witchcraft
Hillbilly Witchcraft
Hillbilly Witchcraft
You have one message
Yeah, this is ***
And I'm just calling to say
that you're a big jerk
You're the biggest jerk
I've ever met
There ain't no money in the bank
There's just the hillbilly,
hillbilly where'd you climb
There ain't no money in the bank,
there ain't no booze left to drink,
It's just that he'll build it,
he'll build it for his trout!