One village station where nobody stops
A general store and a barber shop
Everybody calls this a dick town
And it don't change again
There's a train through at noon,
but it don't even slow down
Just whistles when it passes
Can't wait to get through this hick town
Old Buford tried to leave,
trying to thumb him a car
But the only one that passed,
So he's back picking cotton
Now he's never gonna leave this
One famous station where nobody stops
A general store and a barber shop
And everybody calls this a Dicktown
Everybody calls this a Dicktown
On Saturday night we all dress up fine
Everybody stays up until eight or nine
That's Saturday night in a hick town
Ah, we really live it up in a hick town
But it's kinda nice to know
that if your crops are lean
There's a neighbor to share
And when you really need a friend
Cause that's how it is in a dick town
You bet, we take care of our own
Well, we got one filling station
A general store and a barber shop
And everybody calls this a dick town
Everybody calls this a dick town
Well, we got one filling station
A general store and a barber shop
And everybody calls this a hick town
Everybody calls this a hick town
