Hi (hello), I'm Dave (puh)
You might know me as Lil Dick
y (yeah, yeah, yeah)
But there's a lot more to me
(yeah, yeah, yeah)
Don't you wanna know who I
am? (Not really)
Do you wanna meet the guy
behind the guy? (Woo)
Do you wanna know what the
industry's like? (Uh)
What a strange life I have
Got me trippin' like, woah, woah
"Dave,
you're a rapper?" Oh no (no)
Bowel movements looking like Dippin'
Dots (for real)
Probably 'cause I don't eat
fruits and vegetables
Approached by aggressive white
men on the regular (uh, uh)
I gotta record with a neck pillow on my neck 'cause the
ergonomics of my desk ain't right (uh)
My nose gets stuffed every night (woo)
I'm figgity (figgity, figgity)
I'm figgity, I twitch (huh)
I'm figgity (hmm), I'm V- neurot
ic (woah, woah)
Yes, I know that I'm a rapper
at the end of the day
But I think it's time you knew
me by my government name
Hi, I'm Dave (I'm Lil Dicky)
Hi, I'm Dave (who's Dave?)
Hi, I'm Dave (please watch)
Please, I'm Lil Dicky, no shut up,
I am Dave
(Please watch)