You're giving us space to write
You're telling us all about
the things that are wrong
Never the things that are right
You're getting your face on a TV screen
An image designed to rate
Telling us all while you're having a ball
That the world's left at all too late
You'll never be no handyman
You never think terribly positively
A bunch of bananas is your family tree
You'll never be no handyman
but it's a matter of fact
There are millions and millions,
You're mixing it up with the people
You're tellin' them what to buy
And you give them a reason why
You make it so easy to make it work
You're makin' it all worthwhile
For the space and the time of a dial
you'll never be no handyman
You never think terribly positively
A bunch of bananas is your final dream
Oh, you'll never be no handyman
but it's a matter of fact
There are millions of millions,
Oh, you'll never be no handyman
you'll never be no handyman
Oh, you'll never be no handyman
you'll never be no handyman
You never think terribly positively
A bunch of bananas is your family tree
you'll never be no handicapped man
but it's a matter of fact
There are millions and millions
Oh, what a man you are you
