It's the Hall of Famous Losers
There's a baseball hall of fame
And a country music too
And the lucky ones who make it
Are the tops in what they do
Now I think I'll start my own
And it's all because of you
It's the Hall of Famous Losers
And the price of the admission
Isn't very much at all
Cause my heart is in a broken frame
Hanging crooked on the wall
When they see our torn love letters
How the tears are gonna fall
In the hall of famous losers
Julius Caesar lost his Clio
Captain John Smith lost Priscilla
I'll hang their pictures alphabetically
But I'll build a place of honor
For the greatest of them all
Loser number one is me
I was sure I was a winner
When I first laid eyes on you
I was sure I found the sweetheart
Who would make my dreams come true
And I never thought I'd wind up
Just like them other fools
In the Hall of Famous Losers
It's the Hall of Famous Losers